i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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