seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Randomize
