if only i could text you this smell
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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