this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
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Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
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Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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