what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Randomize
