i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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