Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
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I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
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You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
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