I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Randomize
