are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
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#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
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He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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