i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
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