By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
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