I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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