Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
3pm strippers are depressing
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
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