So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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