Dual....:-)
I wish i was in the wii world.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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