Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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