It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
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