worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Randomize