I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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