Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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