We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
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the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
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the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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