Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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