just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
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This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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