The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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