dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
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How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
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Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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