We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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