Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
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