I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
