does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
