i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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