Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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