Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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