i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
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I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
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This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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