I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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