i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
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I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
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i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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