So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
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