i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Randomize
