Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
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dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
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I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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