hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
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The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
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I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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