This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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