Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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