In the future we'll all be gay
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
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Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
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when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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