Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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