Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Randomize
