I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
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