I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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