Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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