No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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