Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
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I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
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oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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