We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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