but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
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I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
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If I die, sorry about rent.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
how does that bad decision feel?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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