All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
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This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
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while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
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