just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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