haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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