I wanna bring you to show and tell
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
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