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Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
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You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
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Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
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Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
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