Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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