I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
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He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
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I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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