I cockslap morals
how do flat chested girls get laid?
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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