Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
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