I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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